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Postitatud: Nelj Aug 31, 2006 11:32 pm Teema: |
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Väga vihane sakslane Unreal Tournamenti mängimas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-jUw_zB4Fk
Hoiatus: sisaldab ülevoolavat sõimu ja karjumist! _________________ Administraator
It changed the future, and it changed us. It taught us that we had to create the future, or others will do it for us. It showed us that we have to care for each other, because if we don't, who will? And that strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely of places. Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope that there can always be new beginnings, even for people like us. |
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Liitunud: 17 Aug 2005 Postitusi: 975 Asukoht: Dimension Third Earth
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Enterprise one of a kind
Liitunud: 26 Nov 2004 Postitusi: 3240 Asukoht: Terra Firma
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Postitatud: Teis Sept 12, 2006 8:53 pm Teema: |
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The Saudi UN ambassador is speaking at the UN building. When he finishes he walks outside to the corridor. He notices the Israeli and US UN ambassadors and walks to them
-Saudi "Hello gentlemen how did you like my speech?"
-Israeli "It was good, well spoken"
-Saudi "But I have just one question"
-American "Any way we can help we will my dear Saudi friend"
-Saudi "My son watches Star Trek often and he asked me the other day why he only sees white people, blacks and asians and never any Arabs. Why is this?"
The Israeli and American ambassadors laugh loudly
American "Ahhh but you see Star Trek takes place in the future!"
Noh... jah...
Siddig el Fadil (doktor Bashir) tegelikult oli araablane. _________________ Administraator
It changed the future, and it changed us. It taught us that we had to create the future, or others will do it for us. It showed us that we have to care for each other, because if we don't, who will? And that strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely of places. Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope that there can always be new beginnings, even for people like us. |
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Liitunud: 17 Aug 2005 Postitusi: 975 Asukoht: Dimension Third Earth
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Postitatud: Teis Sept 12, 2006 9:09 pm Teema: |
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The Saudi UN ambassador is speaking at the UN building. When he finishes he walks outside to the corridor. He notices the Israeli and US UN ambassadors and walks to them
-Saudi "Hello gentlemen how did you like my speech?"
-Israeli "It was good, well spoken"
-Saudi "But I have just one question"
-American "Any way we can help we will my dear Saudi friend"
-Saudi "My son watches Star Trek often and he asked me the other day why he only sees white people, blacks and asians and never any Arabs. Why is this?"
The Israeli and American ambassadors laugh loudly
American "Ahhh but you see Star Trek takes place in the future!"
Noh... jah...
Siddig el Fadil (doktor Bashir) tegelikult oli araablane. |
_________________ http://www.last.fm/user/Hauatagune/
http://raidoukuzunoha.wordpress.com/ |
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Liitunud: 13 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 1548 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Teis Sept 12, 2006 9:32 pm Teema: |
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The Saudi UN ambassador is speaking at the UN building. When he finishes he walks outside to the corridor. He notices the Israeli and US UN ambassadors and walks to them
-Saudi "Hello gentlemen how did you like my speech?"
-Israeli "It was good, well spoken"
-Saudi "But I have just one question"
-American "Any way we can help we will my dear Saudi friend"
-Saudi "My son watches Star Trek often and he asked me the other day why he only sees white people, blacks and asians and never any Arabs. Why is this?"
The Israeli and American ambassadors laugh loudly
American "Ahhh but you see Star Trek takes place in the future!"
Noh... jah...
Siddig el Fadil (doktor Bashir) tegelikult oli araablane. |
Päris kenasti sai naerda _________________ In the name of everything still holy to us |
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Liitunud: 22 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 271 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Nelj Sept 14, 2006 11:22 am Teema: |
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http://files.ww.com/files/21089.html
asshole _________________ ...KeepB5AlivE...
"Only one human captain ever survived a battle with a minbari fleet... He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lifes be somewhere else!" Delenn |
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Postitatud: Reede Sept 15, 2006 2:43 pm Teema: SOOVITUSKIRI |
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SOOVITUSKIRI
Programmeerija Jaan Kivi on töötaja, kelle võib enamasti leida
oma laua tagant. Jaan Kivi töötab iseseisvalt, ega pea käima
tööaega raiskamas kolleegidega kõnelemise peale. Alati on
ta lahkesti nõus töökaaslasi aitama, kuid kunagi ei jää seetõttu
tal ülesanded tähtajaks täitmata. Tihti peab aega nõudvaid lisa-
kohustusi ja oma oskuste täiendamist tähtsamaks kui kohvi-
pause. Kivi iseloomustab tõsiasi, et tal pole vähimalgi määral
edevust, olgugi et ta on demonstreerinud äärmiselt põhjalikke
erialaseid teadmisi. Olen kindlalt veendunud, et Jaan Kivi ei ole
osakonnas mitte ainult vajalik, vaid noorusele vaatamata lausa
asendamatu töötaja. Soovitan direktsioonil Jaan Kivi tingimata
edutada, ehkki vanemate kolleegide seas võiks see vastuseisu
vallandada.
HILISEM TEADE
Kui ma seda ettekannet koostasin, mis teile varem saadeti, vahtis too
idioot mul selja taga. Palun lugege seda üle rea. _________________ Armasta oma vaenlasi - kas või selleks, et neile närvidele käia. |
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Liitunud: 26 Nov 2004 Postitusi: 3240 Asukoht: Terra Firma
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Postitatud: Püh Okt 01, 2006 12:05 am Teema: |
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Male restroom etiquette:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&eurl= _________________ Administraator
It changed the future, and it changed us. It taught us that we had to create the future, or others will do it for us. It showed us that we have to care for each other, because if we don't, who will? And that strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely of places. Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope that there can always be new beginnings, even for people like us. |
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Postitatud: Püh Okt 01, 2006 9:49 am Teema: |
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Lõpp oli eriti hea
"Ära kunagi ütle ühtegi sõna.." |
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Enterprise one of a kind
Liitunud: 26 Nov 2004 Postitusi: 3240 Asukoht: Terra Firma
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It changed the future, and it changed us. It taught us that we had to create the future, or others will do it for us. It showed us that we have to care for each other, because if we don't, who will? And that strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely of places. Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope that there can always be new beginnings, even for people like us. |
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Liitunud: 26 Veeb 2005 Postitusi: 583 Asukoht: Tartu
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Liitunud: 26 Nov 2004 Postitusi: 3240 Asukoht: Terra Firma
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Postitatud: Nelj Okt 12, 2006 6:17 pm Teema: |
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Tõestus selle kohta, et põrgu on külmunud.
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) Or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of theirbeliefs using Boyle's Law:
(Gas cools when it expands and heats when it is Compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First,we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to
Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the Increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory
is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only
Heaven, thereby Proving the existence of a divine being which
explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Originaal: http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/1399303/ _________________ Administraator
It changed the future, and it changed us. It taught us that we had to create the future, or others will do it for us. It showed us that we have to care for each other, because if we don't, who will? And that strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely of places. Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope that there can always be new beginnings, even for people like us. |
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Liitunud: 13 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 1548 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Nelj Okt 12, 2006 6:29 pm Teema: |
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Päris hea _________________ In the name of everything still holy to us |
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Postitatud: Nelj Okt 12, 2006 8:13 pm Teema: |
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_________________ Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost
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Postitatud: Reede Okt 13, 2006 4:47 pm Teema: |
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Geniaalne. Hea lõpuga. Oh my gooooodd |
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