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ufo Kadett
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Liitunud: 10 Juun 2006 Postitusi: 17
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Postitatud: Püh Juun 11, 2006 9:56 am Teema: |
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noh eesti keeles lühidalt öeldes suren ma nii: tolgendan mingil tänaval ja siis ilmub välja narko diiler ja ajab mu mingi omasugusega segamini ning laseb mulle kuuli pähe!
nu tõesti haige ![Shocked](images/smiles/icon_eek.gif) _________________ lalalallaalh |
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Fletcher Lipnik
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Liitunud: 21 Apr 2007 Postitusi: 37
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Postitatud: Esm Apr 23, 2007 12:40 pm Teema: Oeh, arteriaalne verejooks... |
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During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
Verest tühjaks jooksmine ei ole just miski, mida üleliia sooviks... Aga vähemalt jälle üks põhjus juuksuri vältimiseks. _________________ http://fletchujafilmid.blogspot.com |
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Artzz Auliige
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Liitunud: 11 Jan 2007 Postitusi: 1295 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Esm Apr 23, 2007 8:05 pm Teema: |
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After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
Tundub, et ma vist ei taha langevarjuhüpet teha.... ![Wink](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) _________________ Q - "All we need is a few good men... Oh, look! Here's one now." |
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Chained Lady Kaptenleitnant
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Liitunud: 15 Jan 2007 Postitusi: 117 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Esm Apr 23, 2007 8:23 pm Teema: |
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A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
Liiga haige
On ka stiilsemaid viise surra... ![Silenced](images/smiles/eusa_silenced.gif) _________________ Kõige paremini on Kuu seletatav vaatlusveaga: tegelikult pole Kuud olemas! |
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duncan Leitnant
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Liitunud: 18 Mai 2006 Postitusi: 79 Asukoht: Tartu
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Postitatud: Püh Juul 29, 2007 3:36 pm Teema: |
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A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
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velz83 Veteran
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Liitunud: 18 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 556 Asukoht: Tartu
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Postitatud: Esm Juul 30, 2007 11:47 pm Teema: |
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While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours. _________________ Isegi masendav reis on parem, kui siia saabumine. |
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Hyperion Endymion Viitseadmiral
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Liitunud: 9 Mai 2007 Postitusi: 233
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Postitatud: Teis Juul 31, 2007 11:08 am Teema: |
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While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.
polegi kõige hullem ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ He`s like fire and ice and rage.
He`s like the night, and the
storm in the heart of the sun.
He`s ancient and forever. He
burns at the center of time
and he can see the turn of
the universe.
And...he`s wonderful. |
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Kristina Kadett
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Liitunud: 14 Juun 2007 Postitusi: 5
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Postitatud: Teis Juul 31, 2007 11:42 am Teema: |
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You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
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SinkaVonka Veteran
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Liitunud: 27 Veeb 2005 Postitusi: 913 Asukoht: Tartu
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Postitatud: Teis Juul 31, 2007 12:24 pm Teema: |
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Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
Lahtine kirst jääb ära ![Razz](images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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tint Veteran
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Liitunud: 26 Veeb 2005 Postitusi: 583 Asukoht: Tartu
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Kain Laevastikuadmiral
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Liitunud: 18 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 318
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Postitatud: Teis Juul 31, 2007 3:56 pm Teema: |
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You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.
![Rolling Eyes](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif) _________________ If hope is the engine of soul,
Then duty is the navigator...
And love is the fuel. |
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AlienX Veteran
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Liitunud: 17 Aug 2005 Postitusi: 975 Asukoht: Dimension Third Earth
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rincewind Veteran
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Liitunud: 12 Sept 2005 Postitusi: 559 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Reede Aug 03, 2007 5:46 pm Teema: |
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You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.
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Tunnen kaasa... . /OT _________________ Pettumus on lootuse nukker lapsuke.-S.Vititski- |
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Spellbound Nooremleitnant
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Liitunud: 6 Okt 2008 Postitusi: 56 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Laup Okt 18, 2008 9:34 pm Teema: |
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Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.
Enam lennukiga sõitma küll ei lähe ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) _________________ http://jesterheadscolony.blogspot.com/ |
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velz83 Veteran
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Liitunud: 18 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 556 Asukoht: Tartu
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Postitatud: Püh Okt 19, 2008 2:19 am Teema: |
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Minu suremise viis on vahepeal muutunud
Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you're asleep. _________________ Isegi masendav reis on parem, kui siia saabumine. |
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tint Veteran
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Liitunud: 26 Veeb 2005 Postitusi: 583 Asukoht: Tartu
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Postitatud: Püh Okt 19, 2008 11:43 am Teema: |
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Mul on ka muutunud:
While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
Tõsiselt wtf. _________________ Jaapanipärased Hääled
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shadowman Veteran
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Liitunud: 11 Jan 2005 Postitusi: 645
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Postitatud: Püh Okt 19, 2008 8:28 pm Teema: |
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Minu suremise viis on vahepeal muutunud
Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you're asleep. |
Kes sul käskis siis vahepeal endale tüdruk leida
Aga mu enda surm on ka vahepeal ebameeldivamaks muutunud:
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. _________________ Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me |
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Weeb Lipnik
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Liitunud: 11 Apr 2007 Postitusi: 25
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Postitatud: Esm Okt 20, 2008 2:41 pm Teema: |
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You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter. |
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suzlik Leitnant
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Liitunud: 11 Okt 2005 Postitusi: 61
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Postitatud: Esm Okt 20, 2008 6:16 pm Teema: |
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
Mul järelikult avatud kirstuga matust ei tule ![Evil or Very Mad](images/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
Viimati muutis seda suzlik (Teis Okt 21, 2008 8:33 pm). Kokku muudetud 1 kord |
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Chained Lady Kaptenleitnant
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Liitunud: 15 Jan 2007 Postitusi: 117 Asukoht: Tallinn
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Postitatud: Teis Okt 21, 2008 9:39 am Teema: |
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Uuendus minu poolt ka
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
nojah siis... vähemalt ma suren siis rikkana ![Rolling Eyes](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif) _________________ Kõige paremini on Kuu seletatav vaatlusveaga: tegelikult pole Kuud olemas! |
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