[ufo]

noh eesti keeles lühidalt öeldes suren ma nii: tolgendan mingil tänaval ja siis ilmub välja narko diiler ja ajab mu mingi omasugusega segamini ning laseb mulle kuuli pähe!

nu tõesti haige
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lalalallaalh

[Fletcher]

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Verest tühjaks jooksmine ei ole just miski, mida üleliia sooviks... Aga vähemalt jälle üks põhjus juuksuri vältimiseks.
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[Artzz]

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

Tundub, et ma vist ei taha langevarjuhüpet teha....
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Q - "All we need is a few good men... Oh, look! Here's one now."

[Chained Lady]

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.


Liiga haige
On ka stiilsemaid viise surra...
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Kõige paremini on Kuu seletatav vaatlusveaga: tegelikult pole Kuud olemas!

[duncan]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

[velz83]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
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Isegi masendav reis on parem, kui siia saabumine.

[Hyperion Endymion]

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.


polegi kõige hullem
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He`s like fire and ice and rage.
He`s like the night, and the
storm in the heart of the sun.
He`s ancient and forever. He
burns at the center of time
and he can see the turn of
the universe.

And...he`s wonderful.

[Kristina]

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

[SinkaVonka]

Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Lahtine kirst jääb ära

[tint]

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

Ee... mnjah.
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Jaapanipärased Hääled

Music for the space traveller

[Kain]

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

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If hope is the engine of soul,
Then duty is the navigator...
And love is the fuel.

[AlienX]

[rincewind]

OT/

[Spellbound]

Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Enam lennukiga sõitma küll ei lähe
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http://jesterheadscolony.blogspot.com/

[velz83]

Minu suremise viis on vahepeal muutunud
Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you're asleep.
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Isegi masendav reis on parem, kui siia saabumine.

[tint]

Mul on ka muutunud:


While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

Tõsiselt wtf.
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Jaapanipärased Hääled

Music for the space traveller

[shadowman]

[Weeb]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

[suzlik]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

Mul järelikult avatud kirstuga matust ei tule

[Chained Lady]

Uuendus minu poolt ka
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

nojah siis... vähemalt ma suren siis rikkana
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Kõige paremini on Kuu seletatav vaatlusveaga: tegelikult pole Kuud olemas!