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Tartu Ülikooli server tervitas mind täna hommikul sellise looga:
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Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb
in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission. |
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TrekRanger
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| Postitatud: Teis Jan 18, 2005 11:35 am Teema: |
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Hehe, päris julm värk. 
Meenutas tõesti natuke mõne TOS'i episoodi sisu, kuid siiski oli see vist natuke üle pingutatud. 
Kas sa vaatad ka ise TOS'i?
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| Postitatud: Teis Jan 18, 2005 11:45 am Teema: |
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Väga hea
Ma tean ka üsna palju igasuguseid trekianekdoote aga see oli midagi uut.
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
Allikas: http://www.trek5.com
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| Postitatud: Teis Jan 18, 2005 10:42 pm Teema: |
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Väga hea lugu, terve Star Treki episood mahutatud paari minuti sisse
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| Postitatud: Kolm Jan 19, 2005 2:12 pm Teema: |
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Väga hea
Ma tean ka üsna palju igasuguseid trekianekdoote aga see oli midagi uut.
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? |
Kas vastus sellele = none?
Ma lihtsalt pakun, ma tõesti ei mäleta enam seda eriti hästi.
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| Postitatud: Kolm Jan 19, 2005 7:05 pm Teema: |
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Kas vastus sellele = none?
Ma lihtsalt pakun, ma tõesti ei mäleta enam seda eriti hästi. |
Ma ka ei mäleta, mis selle vastus oli, kui sellel üldse oligi vastust aga no ma isiklikult saaksin oma elektripirnid küll täiesti edukalt vahetatud, ilma et oleks vaja mingeid McGyveri stiilis trikke tegevaid vulcaneid asjasse segada.
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